Shorty Red is when you saying sombody looks good. They're sexy as hell! Unless you use shorty red for an ugly person, ugly and sexy dont mix.
When this celeb named Eva was little, she had bullies who kept saying she was ugly. So one day she was walking down the street in her 20s, and this guy calls out to her ''SHORTY RED!!'' Eva's friend just happened to come by and told her that meant she looked good. An exciting experience.. I guess
by Doodle B.xxx May 2, 2009
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