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1.
1) A pint sized fellow, with a tenacious lust for dirty man lovin'.
2) Dave
3) Tattoo
4) Zagnut
5) Someone who leaves a fresh coat of lube on the doorknob every time they leave their room.
Short Brown couldn't figure out why the doorknob was so slippery, but then remembered the gay porn he was watching.
by Roommate J August 31, 2008