Short King

A man who realizes that his lack of height has nothing to do with his perception of his own self worth.

You can’t be a short king if you are not 100% comfortable with being short.

by Mac9891 June 26, 2022

Short King

Men under 175 cm-172 cm (5`9 - 5`7) , depends on country. The average world height of a man is 175-172 cm. Height is mostly pre determined, and cant be changed. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. Even in pain or in joy, the short king tries to be the best they can be, for themself and for others. Even if the odds are against them. Even if the short man or short boy gets bullied or rejected, the still rises up, like a phoenix from the ashes. As the king he is. Standing victorious. For those reasons above. Short kings tend to me smarter, kinder, hotter also more muscular definition. Short kings play the game on hard mode, tall men kill minions, short kings kill demons. Short kings are the ultimate warrior in life. All should be respected regardless of height.

Examples of short kings.

Tom Cruise (Rich, handsome)
Kevin Hart

Zac Effron
Lionel Messi (GOAT)
Kanye West (Visionary)
Tom Holland (Spider-Man)
Tyler1 (Built different)
Daniel Radcliffe

Jimin

Robert Downey

DJ Khaled
Justin Bieber
Shah Rukh Khan

Jeff Bezoz (Richest man in the world)
Nelly (handsome)
Jack Ma

Aliko Dangote

Azim Premji (Philantropist)

Albert Einstein
Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Gates
Stephen Hawking
Lee Byung-chul (Samsung creator)
Lewis Latimer (Inventor)
Floyd Mayweather (Strongest)
Manny Pacquiao

Anime

Levi

Ash
Eren

Luffy

Goku

Vegeta

We got this kings

"Look at that short man, what is he doing ?"
- "Oh you mean the short king? Yeah he cool"

by Revived Soul February 4, 2023

Short King

Lionel Andrés Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi is a Short King

by A random white van December 20, 2022

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights, but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages."

Nicholas is a Short King

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Short King

A short king is anyone who is below 6 feet and has a very strong personality.

Aly is a short king.

by PenguinArmyGeneral February 5, 2020

Short King

A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022