One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.
Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!
by Monstrosity Ahoys March 24, 2011