| 1. | Shopper of Mass Destruction | ||
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The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later. John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors. John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!" |
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