Top Definition
The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 04, 2009
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