man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022
by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010
The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though
Cierra shoemaker is my future wife
by relytreklaw April 15, 2022