1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.
2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.
3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.
Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!