Top Definition
A game using seahorses, conkers, vaseline and the occassional spliff. The rules haven't officially been released, but all you need are the 4 preceeding items to play.
I'm off down to play a bit of shmockball, I've got the seahorses and conkers; have you got any vaseline?
by rardj March 30, 2009

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