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A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.
1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore
by Diego Parra (me mexican) May 03, 2008