Shleb is a word to describe how you feel,describing a person, an emotion or a particular object. It can have a wide range of meaning. Pronounced SHLEEEEB!
by Shlebatron January 9, 2012
A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
by erk February 14, 2013
(Derived from the English terms 'celebrity' and consequently 'celeb') Refers to an individual who's personality is completely transparent and willing to exchange any shred of personal/moral dignity in exchange for fame, money or attention. Plural: Shlebs.
"Oh Dan Wadley, that self admitted shleb!"
"Katie Price: The original Shleb."
"Fuck of you bunch of Shlebs!"
"Katie Price: The original Shleb."
"Fuck of you bunch of Shlebs!"
by JBEART May 12, 2020
Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“
by JaundicePig August 25, 2020