Shizz

Noun

The product of jizzing (masturbating) into a pile (or just one turd) of shit. Injecting semen into the feces thus creating what we call shizz. This act of pure sin is called "shizzing".

Bobby:

-"Man, it smells disgusting here."
Tim:

-"Well Bobby, that's because I shizzed in the oven"

by Don't worry papi is here May 29, 2018

shizz

when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time

“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”

by Big cock Calvin July 8, 2020

Shizz

A mix of both Shit and Jizz.

1: Dear God what's all over the floor?

2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.

by BroBuster May 16, 2021

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy February 23, 2018

shizz

a slang word for shit

this shizz be wildin

by whiteboy767 February 2, 2023

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 November 9, 2007

Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said

Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz

by GGAWD GNOHC June 8, 2013