One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
by Hammer of Jesus June 3, 2018
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The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.
John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.

Mike: They were never even aware were they?

John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting

Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure
by Uppgrayyde May 30, 2010
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The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010
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One of many hilarious animated videos on Ebaum's World. This video contains a lot of random shit, and is considered offensive by some.

This video is about as fucked up as Doodoocaca.
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Fuck Shit Piss
Fuck Shit Piss
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Fuck Shit Piss
by Dave October 17, 2004
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Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 27, 2012
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