Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.
"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
by SweatnShame July 30, 2014

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