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One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!
"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"
by Define April 09, 2007
1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
by H.S. Willsy August 19, 2011