Slang for a small penis.
"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!
1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!
2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
1. A japanese mushroom
2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you
Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.
a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)
(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.
(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea