Tech-shit
to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.
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Techno shit world
The world as it is now with a lot of technology like the space shuttle, computers, cars, planes, tv's, ect. but at the same time there is so much shit in the world like millions of people starving to death every year, people in the third world not being able to get proper medical care, wars and genocides ect. it seems that if people can invent all that technology they can sove those other problems but they don't whether that is by not trying or not being able.
Techno shit world by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009
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Technology prolonged shit
When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.
Welp, it's poopin' time!
*grabs smartphone*
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*flush*
*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*
Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
*grabs smartphone*
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*flush*
*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*
Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
Technology prolonged shit by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014
shittech
anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying
hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "
shittech by modified dick March 23, 2011
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shittechtard by dan nm August 15, 2007
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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