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Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009
mugGet the Shit Plattermug.

Shit Platter Deluxe

Similar to a "Shit Platter" but made up of products soley purchased from Iceland.
Oi Paulie, Mum's just been to Iceland and bought me a shitload of frozen poultry products!

What's for dinner then?

Shit Platter Deluxe of course!!
by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009
mugGet the Shit Platter Deluxemug.

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