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Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.
"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."
by Sandra 34 October 30, 2007
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The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.
Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*
by Mike Fellatio November 20, 2005
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Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.
"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."
by Sandra 34 October 30, 2007
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The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.
If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.
by devastated in n.c. July 06, 2005
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