up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 30, 2003

up shit creek

To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see shitty

As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"

by chris unger April 22, 2004

Shit Creek

The sex act of taking a liquid shit or diarrhea in a girl's vagina and then sloshing it around with your cock.

Dude, I got some serious shit creek action from Melissa last night!

by RNDRPS February 5, 2016

up shit creek

To be in an undesirable place, or to be in trouble. A contraction of "Up shit creek without a paddle." It can be made to define even more extreme circumstances by adding the suffix "with the repo men on the shore waiting for the boat"

"I was up Shit Creek without a paddle, and the repo men were waiting on the shore for the boat."

by Syndustry August 1, 2005

up shit creek

1) To be in deep trouble with no solution, also called 'up shit creek with no paddle'
2) To be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Up shit creek

A term used when the odds are very much not in your favor.

Attempting to complete a difficult task that just wasn't ment to be.

Mike: Jimmy is in trouble with the feds for pirating that copy of Shrek 2. I heard he's skippin' town.
Andrew: Really? He's way Up shit creek if that's true!

by SirLavish April 23, 2020