A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.
Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.
Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.
Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.
by bigjugsmctittyface. January 10, 2011
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
by grass_head February 13, 2020
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 May 28, 2011
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009
When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
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