Shit Sandwich

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.

I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.

by Al Pow January 16, 2010

Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)

That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.

by revolution2424 February 7, 2015

Shit Sandwich

Being forced to accept an extremely unpleasant situation as part of a bargain.

I like Windows well enough, but I wish Microsoft wouldn't force-feed me that shit sandwich Internet Explorer along with it. It's a bloated memory hog and a security risk, and you can't even remove the damn thing.

by Logic316us April 8, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.

shit sandwich,life ,shit,eat,bread

by J.FordO January 7, 2007

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 30, 2006

shit sandwich

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

by freethecheeba August 5, 2009

shit sandwich

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

by nigga lipz March 13, 2010