What life is, and you have to deal with it.
Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.
by Jon Reed October 29, 2006
Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich
by Kelpie67 July 02, 2006
1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.
1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!
by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005
Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.
we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.
by Timmy1233212 May 04, 2011
The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.
Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.
by The Shit Sandwich December 10, 2010
Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.
I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.
by Al Pow January 15, 2010

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