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Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.
1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!
by mmmTJ September 29, 2011