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A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes February 26, 2012