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A Shezknob is when you get a girl to get on her knees and you fuck her, then insert baby carrots into her asshole. Then make her orgasm making her clench thus basically pooping out the carrots like a machine gun.
Dude i can't believe you made that girl Shezknob last night, she held off all those zombies herself!
by IeatHerSquirt March 14, 2011