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Shemily Gumby 

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.
"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"
Shemily Gumby by John Doe June 14, 2003
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Semily is sawyer and Emily they are crushing on each other Emily is super nice and sawyer is super sweet so this is semily
Semily fans: omg they are together so cute

Sawyer:I know we’re the best
Emily: yea we are
Semily by Semily June 15, 2020
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Sheily is the most wonderful and beautiful person you'll ever meet. If you haven't meet one look for one. The always love to have fun and laugh. They are even TALENTED but never know it. If you have a sheily never lat her go because you'll just regret it. Sheilys are really lovable and can really kick ass so be careful not to piss them off. But they are still the best no matter their height or size you 'll never wnat to let go. And no matter what you do it's hard to hate them or not fall in love. She can be bitchy or annoying but you'll think it's cute or scary as f***.
Guy 1: who's that
Guy 2: thats sheily
Guy 1: she is HOT
Guy 2: she is but if tou hurt she'll kick your ass hardcore
Sheily by Dcx future June 30, 2015
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is amazing, and has the the cutest laugh in the world that makes anyone smile. She can be mean at times BUT its just because she's shy to tell you how you feel. She says "cute" and "aww" in the cutest way. She loves to say "bro" and "dude" and its awesome! Sheily is just simply amazing, its hard not to fall in love with her.
sheily is so beautiful
Sheily by statefarm13 March 30, 2013

Sherilyn 

Super sexy and beautiful. Loves to have fun and to be with family. Great at relationships. Smart and outgoing. But very sexy and a freak in the bed. She knows what she wants and wont stop to get it. Loves to party, but is also very down-to-earth.
Leanne is alright, but Sherilyn is the best!
Sherilyn by SarahLoveAaron June 30, 2010

Schemily 

A beautiful girl who tries to concoct schemes and plots to go out with friends or boyfriend, but who ultimately fails and is thwarted by her parents.
Jay: "Not again, she was caught by her parents in sneaking out."
Jane: "Dude, she's such a Schemily. When will she finally be able to hide her tracks?"
Schemily by Toesies September 26, 2009
An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You".
written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering. He/She finds the sweet message, "SHMILY".
Shmily by Sandra Steiner January 24, 2005