She-Tick

A toxic female friend. They latch on and suck you dry.

(3:00 a.m. You're sleeping and need to get up for work in two hours. Ring, ring....)

You: "uhhhmfff, hello?"

She-Tick (through drunken hysterical tears): "Ohmygawwwd! Guess what Mr. Asshole did to me this time! Can you talk? (pick me up...watch my kids...loan me money...)"

by Fancy Rae Baker February 22, 2011