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Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
#she wants the dick #she wants the d #dick #sex #fucking #fuck #oral
by 28017013 January 10, 2012
when a chick wants your cock in and around her mouth/vagina.
"Fool, she wants the d"
"Yeah, i'd let her"
#dick #penis #suck #puh #i'd let her #plow
by Lee McChesney April 25, 2008
A girl that is need of sexual intercourse
Look at that Aussie Girl
She Wants The D
#she watns the d #d is what she wants #the d #who wants the d #girl wants the d
by EBS Summer November 12, 2013
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