A coffee mug carrin, hallway struttin, dog loving(preferably Russian wolf hound or something ridiculously exotic like that), wiseman of many trades and jobs, and a man who sports a damn fine moustache.
Shawdog: "At the swedish olypmics a guy shot a flaming arrow through a ring and lit it on fire, wouldn't it be funny if he missed a hit a guy?"
by Sincerely, The Coon April 27, 2011