1) A terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles.
2) The act of defecating on another’s chest cavity - which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer.
Sorry I'm late boss, the interstate was a real shavity this morning.
We dated for a few years but I knew deep down that she wasn't 'the one' because I could never convince her to accept a shavity. She wouldn’t even try it at least once. C’Mon!
Holy shit that girl is so fine; I just want to give her a shavity.
In a conversation:
- I saw your sister in a shavity video online. The camera was shaky but I could tell it was her by that birthmark on her inner thigh.
Oh shit, was she the shavitier or shavitee?
- What do you think?
God Damnit! – Why do you watch those videos anyway dude, your life is a shavity.