Sham Pooh 

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

Sham Pooh by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

shampooh

When you fuck a bitch as big as shamoo in the ass. May be a challenge for some men depending on the size of the whale-o-woman

Tom: Did you shampooh that bitch last night
Dick: I tried but her ass cheeks were so fat I couldn't get my dick in all the way

shampooh by NewTownVilly August 16, 2009

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

shampooh by QuacksO August 31, 2019