Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearience by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakespeare Lines 

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

Shakespeare Lines by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Shakespear Moment 

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

Shakespear Moment by Authority.1 May 20, 2021

Shakespearing 

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

Shakespearing by Asty March 29, 2020

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

Shakespeare by kate November 22, 2004

Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

Shakespeare by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018