When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replaced.
Steve was watching the hockey game before taking a bath. When there was a fight he got so worked up he left a Shag brownie which his wife couldn't clean. They had to replace the whole damn white shag rug.
by Johnnyzesty February 10, 2009