A gay french man who has a small baguette. He will usually attempt to grow a "shadowBeard" to distract ladies from how truly small his baguette is.
Can often be seen with a "neck beard" which makes it look like there is a shadow under his chin.
Can often be seen with a "neck beard" which makes it look like there is a shadow under his chin.
"Oh look theres David.... He is a cool guy but he has a really small baguette and his shadowbeard looks lame."
by Rock_Spider December 21, 2012