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John: I have an announcement to make.
Yuri: Okay, what is it?
John: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker
AND THATS HOW HISTORY WAS MADE
Yuri: Okay, what is it?
John: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker
AND THATS HOW HISTORY WAS MADE
by I fucked a pussy that shit wet February 3, 2020
When an a movie/game franchise attempts to appeal to an angsty teen audience by making their newest title as gritty and edgy as possible, even if it contrasts with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Generally, this poor attempt at being relevent rarely is successful.
by Polackis August 16, 2018
The most annoying character in the sonic the hedgehog series. All he does is sit on a porch drinking a 40 talking about getting reparations for his ancestors hard work. In recent times he now uses guns as a weapon,which he holds sideways. I guess he was some sort of basketball superstar but gave that up for his rap career. His future plans include protesting sega for clearly being racists, and fucking rouge with his 9 inch dick.
by Cereal Killer Bitch February 10, 2018
Shadow the Hedgehog is a platformer 3rd person shooter and is a spin off of the Sonic The Hedgehog series. The story is about Shadow choosing to go with the Devil or with Sonic. This game is regarded as the most mature Sonic game complete with course language, slightly more realistic violence, and a more serious plot.
by Sober Blam April 25, 2023
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022
by CohenKS May 9, 2021
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!