shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Shackles 

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"

Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."

Shackles by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018

rusty shackles 

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"

A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

rusty shackles by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009

Puppy Shackles 

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

Puppy Shackles by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Foot shackles 

When you have new shoes that aren't broke in

I can't wait to get these foot shackles off my dogs are barking.

When I get these foot shackles off I'm soaking my feet in a salt bath.

Foot shackles by Turd Furgeson222 September 6, 2013

Poop Shackles 

The shitty things that keep you down in life.

"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."

Poop Shackles by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013