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A replacement for sex. When you know your not getting it tonight.
Yea man, the ole lady made me some sextitute today, asked me if I would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thats when you know your not getting laid tonight. It's a sex substitute.
by Estaboner January 06, 2013
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