A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.
Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.
After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.
by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020
Sex which happens between two male teenagers while one of them screams “JA” over and over again. Unfortunately this form of intercourse lasts for a short amount of time but can stop most arguments making up for it.
The argument ending ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex) between the two teens ended shortly as one of their JA screams started to fade away.
by TachankaLord69 January 18, 2018