The heir to the Samsung throne has widely been known to throw the craziest sex parties this side of Pyongyang. Thought to have been raised and educated in Boston, MA, the mysterious heir to the Samsung Electronics Empire has become infamous for his rockstar-eque exploits of females. He has been known to jump from city to city in his private jet sleeping with multiple women in between decadent meals. He has allegedly taken hundreds of thousands of women out to seafood dinners and has not once called them back. In sum, he makes the Dos Equis man look like Tim Tebow.
Jon got drunk last night and ended up in a hotel room with 3 Vegas strippers and a midget. Needless to say it was a Samsung Sex Party
by The Anti-Tim Tebow February 24, 2011
A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
Then the raping would commence.
Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
by Terry Burnettersumthing August 26, 2010
by catipillercum June 16, 2014
The doing of having a pineapple with 2 friends and taking turns shoving the pineapples in each others butt holes.
by squinzward March 23, 2014
this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
A party where all of the attendees get laid/are offered/arranged a sexual intercourse.
Preferably known in advance and with a voluntary commitment to copulate if necessary on the basis of compulsory empathy
Preferably known in advance and with a voluntary commitment to copulate if necessary on the basis of compulsory empathy
by ulzha February 6, 2010