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An insult for Some guy who was poor enough to be born with no dick so has to use a rubber dildo as a cock and sew it on.

An insult for someone who has no dick
John: "Hey Robert, how you doing?"
Robert: "Shut up Sew-On"
by LOLjokeGUY May 05, 2011