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1.
An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped
by Jazz Cat Epic January 16, 2011