Pre-watching a box set on Netflix by yourself, on the quiet, that you would normally watch as a couple, because she never seems to be in the mood, and you don't have the patience to wait until she is. Later when watching it together, she will be none the wiser.
Gary was bursting to watch season 2 of Narcos, but Sally was too tired, so he engaged in a spot of Serial Adultery.
by TheDrunkenBaker September 5, 2016