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1.
The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.
"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"
by Eby November 19, 2006
 
2.
Bang an old lady, and then steal all her money.
I bought a merkin with the money i saved from the senior discount
by tubbs October 16, 2004