The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 10, 2020
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