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The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.
BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!
by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 11, 2012
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