Second coming
Second coming by gillygoat December 13, 2019
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Second Coming
The "Second Coming" is the primary target of a gangstalking/social engineering effort. Typically an enemy target of a community, state or federal government sponsored gangstalking group or syndicate.
I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".
Second Coming by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Second Coming of Christ
Barrack Obama
Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.
Second Coming of Christ by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009
The Second Coming
After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
The Second Coming by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
The second coming of Jesus Christ
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
The second coming of Jesus Christ by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
The Second Coming of Jesus
When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
The Second Coming of Jesus by Seraph151 January 6, 2019
The Second Coming
A term that could be used on one for a male sex partner or friend to get them unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both sexes, typically called a "king".
The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea
The Second Coming by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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