Sebastian

Sebastian's are generally funny people. They tend to laugh and joke but will be serious when you need them to be. They have big hearts. Sebastian's are the most amazing people you will ever meet! Knowing a sebastian will change your life!

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by -1234567- December 6, 2013

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The type of guy that is so lazy and eats so much but still is not fat.

He is so lucky he is a Sebastian!

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

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He is the most loving caring man you will ever meet. He likes to party but would rather spend time with his girlfriend. He is one person you would not want to make mad. If you are his friend he will always be there for you. He has the eyes of an angle and a goddess of kissing he is the perfect lover and a really good friend.

you are a goddess Sebastian!
you are the most caring loving boyfriend in the whole world!!
Sebastian you have the eyes of an angle!
I would love to party with you Sebastian!

by emmyre November 5, 2012

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Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back

Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming

by Seb12345 July 23, 2009

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Anyone with this named is considered gorgeous. Like Greek God gorgeous. Hotter then the sun. Blessed by the Abercombie Gods. If you have this name, never buy a stove, you can just cook everything on yourself. Seriously. Your that hott. If you don't know a Sebastian Grimberg, that sucks. You have not lived. Look at him, then look at Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner doesn't seem so hott now, does he? No. He does not. If this is your name, you probably don't look very good in pictures. Not that thats a bad thing (well it sucks for the ton of facebook stalkers you have) The reason you are not a very good picture taker is your just too gorgeous to capture it all on camera. Which sucks some major *butt. Seriously. Well for your stalkers it does. And yes, you do have facebook stalkers. (Update your Security Boy!) Seriously... Well actually don't. No. Your stalkers will be mad. We gotta get our daily dose of Sebastian! :)

Ex 1:
Olivia: Look! Its the sun! I didn't know it could come out at night!

Cassie: Oh my god, it is! Its hotter then usual!
Olivia: I know! How strange!
Jessica: Thats not the sun! THATS SEBASTIAN!
Ex 2:
Sara: Ava, My stove broike & I can't bake my cookies!
Avery: Oh thats okay, just bake them on Sebastian.

by Sebastian Stalker May 29, 2011

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