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When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
by the tacquistador November 30, 2013
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