Scurvy Dog

Either a nickname or an insult for a friend/enemy. Sounds non-serious, so maybe don't use it a serious moment.

John: "Yo! What's up you scurvy dogs?"
or
Skeletor: "MWAHAHAHAAHA! YOU SCURVY DOGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!"

by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020

Scurvy knave

Contemptible tricky dishonest man

Girl1: Everything seems to be nothing at all after what we've been through :(
Girl2: Scurvy knave!!

by tiarama June 9, 2017

Scurvy Check

When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.

Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?

by NTGcolorado August 2, 2011

fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).

So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?

by answer42 July 18, 2010

Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret August 27, 2008

scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

by bajingoo September 21, 2007

scurvy pirate

when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"

I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.

by SWED2136 December 28, 2010