A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.
Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.
#poop #shit #pubic #pubes #balls
by Cruncle May 17, 2009
Top Definition
A small, yet attractive, person.
1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
#cute #attractive #little #small #baby
by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010
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